By wetdreams - 05/02/2012 00:35 - Canada

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I'm very sorry... But I just can't help but to laugh at this one, darling. Maybe you should brush your teeth more often when you're awake. It'll make you feel better.

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omfg_creepers 8

Try sleeping on your stomach without suffocating or drowning in your spit.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Our dreams are often influenced by our thoughts and actions prior to sleeping. If this is a recurring problem aim to brush your teeth at least sa hour before sleeping.

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Xxkaylee12xX 0

ah,I think this is a sign that you need to brush your teeth more...

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Greddy2000 1

Lol,I did that before.

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Sanch101 7

Look on the bright side. You could have been dreaming you were peeing...

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mughni 10

Nature is trying to tell you sth OP!!

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MzVentura 9

This has happened to me a couple times.

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clr1088 0

I used to dream I was eating and I'd bite the person in bed with me. Then wake up with them hitting me.

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lylotrezor 20

FYL, OP. But still, this is awesome. XD

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