Intimacy: Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't...

By anonymous - 02/11/2015 03:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, was the first time giving head to my boyfriend. He couldn't finish, so I tried a handjob. In the end he kind of pushed my hand away so he could finish himself off. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 19:00

Today, I gave my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. Apparently, I was so bad at it that he eventually just slapped my hand away and angrily said he'd do it himself. FML

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By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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By soisblueballsdickhead - 26/10/2014 14:25 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML

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By notthebesttime - 13/10/2012 12:04

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 22:44 - Canada - Rosetown

Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML

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By pleasedie - 07/05/2015 18:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML

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Close but no BJ

By nikkrissa_04 - 07/08/2009 11:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

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tnlander 20

Monday 2 November 2015 10:32

The key is communication and practice. If he doesn't tell you what he enjoys you'll never be able to give it to him.

WinterChild 20

Monday 2 November 2015 10:34

I hope you took notes on what he was doing. He shouldn't be rude about it but talking about, and showing each other what works for you isn't a bad idea.

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pranil 14

Thursday 19 November 2015 21:38

way to go!!

huehuebrbr 5

Sunday 13 December 2015 3:49

I had a girlfriend like that. She couldn't get me off with anything other that full sex. Her ******** were horrid and so was her handjob skills. My recommendation would be git gud. Find some websites/videos that teach you the proper way and then ask your boyfriend if he would allow you to practice on him.

YaoiTitan 10

Friday 29 April 2016 5:35

Why isn't there a "this couldn't happen to me" button?

JJ_Funtime 2

Sunday 5 June 2016 6:00

The best advice I got from my bestie after being in a similar situation was 'open your mouth' after I said clearly I did that she said 'well obviously you didn't open wide enough' it works trust me

MojoGG 8

Sunday 5 June 2016 15:12

It is also possible that he had a hard time finishing, this can happen. With man and women, my girlfriend also sometimes just stops me and says she wants to finish on her own or with a toy. I wasn't nice to just push you away, but for his defense, he knows his penis better than you do :D However, the key ingredient is COMMUNICATION! That is the key to a happy relationship. If he can't tell you where it feels good it's his own fault, not yours.