By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

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Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
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greenfairy_fml 0

you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.

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jessssxo 0

awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><

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AliSama 17

28 they want to somehow justify the guy's behavior.

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AliSama 17

#33 or he could have been a virgin and it was the first time seeing breasts irl. lol.

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midnyte 0

Should have waited for him to take off his pants. "Wow, that's disappointing."

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bAbiiL0VE88 1

ha wow. u shudve said so is your penis. jerk off

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NorfolkDude 2

After he said that, hopefully you left. If you didn't, then you have poor self-esteem.

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greenfairy_fml 0

i hate when guys say push-up bras are "false advertising" I, for one, don't wear them for you, I wear them because they have the most support.

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greenfairy_fml 0

actually, 42, I have DD breasts naturally. I don't need a push-up bra to get the attention, and really, I wish I didn't get as much as I did. big boobs=/=**** -41

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Bauer_fml 0

The one thing I will never get with the sex FML's are that they still had sex with the person they complain about.

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slyvanilla_creme 0

he sounds like a prick!!!...i am also surprised you still slept with him! next time, say "screw you!" personally i would have asked him why he is even small erect and why he is even erect if he isn't excited and if he wasn't erect i would say you need viagra, this isn't going to work! try it next time... and please please please don't let guys treat you like that...and still put out... doesn't seem like he really likes you.

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AliSama 17

#52 i hope you find someone who loves you and makes you happy^_- looks like you got the bad end of the stick. Been there done that. Still saving my first kiss for love. I suck. rofl. i think will make a documentr in 7 years. 40 year virgin 2. rofl. #53 i agree. Honestly. I could care less about cleavage. If it was things i ould be picky for, after personality. pretty eyes and a cute smile. ^_-

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