Health: Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us...

By meyo555 - 02/06/2011 09:45 - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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Today, my roommates keep opening my bedroom door to "let the WiFi out." FML

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By Ants everywhere but my pants - 19/05/2016 02:35 - United States - Sun City Center

Today, I left the windows open because I live in Florida without air conditioning because the asshole landlord won't fix it. There was nice cool air from the rain. I've killed about 100 flying ants that have made their way inside. Now I have a hot house with closed windows and flying ants. FML

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By doughgirl101 - 07/09/2011 05:59 - Canada

Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML

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Today, as I have my entire life, I live in the south. However, our AC decided to break and now it's 91 degrees inside the house, even with fans on and the windows open. FML

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By arron - 20/07/2021 15:01 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, in the middle of this heatwave, my mom has a fan in her bedroom and her precious dog has two fans pointing at her dog bed, which she apparently needs because she could overheat, poor thing. Meanwhile, I have zero fans in my room and can't sleep from the heat, but I get told to just deal with it. FML

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Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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By allwaysbuggedinheaven - 07/07/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, I returned home to find out that my new and very expensive computer had overheated. I confronted my mom, and she told me that she had covered up the fan because she didn't like the noise. FML

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By WPA2 OR DEATH - 07/12/2012 21:49 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML

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By Dave - 07/04/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML

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Thursday 2 June 2011 16:13

"Mom, can I let the internet outside for a pee?" "NOOOO! Never do that under any circumstances!"

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Thursday 2 June 2011 16:11

Ahahahahahaha.

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upgrade542 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:09

get the whole family to convince her..

FeelinFine 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:09

It's like the thing with the fridge. If you leave it open the cold goes out and it takes more energy to keep it cold. Same goes for wireless internet.

horneyhic 15

Thursday 2 June 2011 20:14

good try but not quite

bombermanpyr 0

Friday 3 June 2011 3:47

close, but no CNET for you

hawright 13

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:13

103 in Nebraska???

rhysfucker 24

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:15

that sucks

ramurrump 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:18

Why the hell is your house 103?

Jazzalyn 10

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:20

You know what, OP? Tell your mum to keep the Internet on a leash. Teach it how to sit, stay and play dead. If it's good, let it out once in a while. (I tried to be nice. It wasn't appreciated. Therefore, you will only get sarcastic humour from me.)

upgrade542 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:23

i assume your motherbisnt tech SAAVY at all...let her speak to a bestbuy representative herself, about that issue...they should convinve her! Meantime go stick your head in the deep freezer. lol thats what i do

KZN02 18

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:26

I bet your mother thinks she can fix the internet by trying to empty out the cable.

mr_erotic32 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:27

....tittie

Zetsumei101 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 18:28

Wow!! Really? Tell your mom that an IT Specialist for the united states military said that was freaking idiotic. You can't lose signal through the windows. You can lose signal from like floresent lights and refridgerators. Crazy thing like that.