By OfficeDroneWoman - 23/07/2013 17:16 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, we got a new employee at work. I said hi, and told her that if she needed help figuring out our computer system, then to give me a call. She promptly accused me of sexual harassment and filed a complaint against me. FML
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OfficeDroneWoman 1

OP here. Some of you noticed it said "woman." Yes, I'm a woman. That's why her complaint made no sense. Glad to report, though, that after a couple days HR got back to me and said I was off the hook, and told her that if she makes any more accusations like that, she'll be fired. She can't even look me in the eye now.

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Top comments

etishuman22 32

That's gratitude, for ya. No good deed goes unpunished.

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Comments

xTrepidation 14

She probably said that because she doesn't even know how to work a computer at all and she thought you'd figure her out...she's sneaky.

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aeonsoul 12

Yeah she probably misread you, it happens. You should discuss that with her (with a witness)

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serendipity72 3

My husband got fired because some stupid cow filed a complaint that he caused an hostile environment on his first day on the job; she felt her job was being threatened when he actually did the work and produced more than the fat lazy cow did. I feel you.

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KiddNYC1O 20

What a cootie queen.

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morella_xx 29

Who're you calling a cootie queen, lint licker?!

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chuka81 27

Ehmm...how is offering her to help figure out the computer system not sexual harassment

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tehdarkness 21

You probably look creepy. Look less creepy next time.

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doitlikeabrotha 10

That PowerPoint presentation on sexual harassment was clearly too hood

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toxxickittyy 19

She is probably one of those crazy feminists that believe every man is out to "violate" and control her. Because remember, anything consensual from a man is still violation.

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Sheh_fml 25

Firstly, those people aren't feminists. They are just plain crazy. Calling yourself a feminist doesn't make you one, just like claiming you're not racist before making a racist remark doesn't make you any less racist. Secondly, the OP is a woman.

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ballpython 15

The only safe bet at this point is to completely avoid any contact with your coworker. If you are forced to talk to them get a witness. It's sad that everyday life has come to this point.

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