By OfficeDroneWoman - 23/07/2013 17:16 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, we got a new employee at work. I said hi, and told her that if she needed help figuring out our computer system, then to give me a call. She promptly accused me of sexual harassment and filed a complaint against me. FML
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OfficeDroneWoman tells us more.

OfficeDroneWoman 1

OP here. Some of you noticed it said "woman." Yes, I'm a woman. That's why her complaint made no sense. Glad to report, though, that after a couple days HR got back to me and said I was off the hook, and told her that if she makes any more accusations like that, she'll be fired. She can't even look me in the eye now.

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Top comments

etishuman22 32

That's gratitude, for ya. No good deed goes unpunished.

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Comments

haaaanners 10

you were only being nice. what she did was very uncalled for :/

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superdom 12

Don't worry you can fight that, that doesn't qualify for sexual harassment

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pinguino3669_fml 23

Who the heck voted he deserved it?! He was only trying to be friendly, geez.

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GamerAM 12

I hope you people realize that the OP is a woman also... So, either OP screams lesbian, or this woman is more bitchy than ever expected.

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sassy2085 16

Nothing says hello like a sexual harassment claim. Great way to give a good first impression.:(

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MESammyG 10

THIRRRRSSTYYY . She wants attention so bad , she considers conversation " coming on to her" . Don't worry OP she's just a sad insecure little girl. But getting a recording device does seem like a good idea if you feel she's going to continue .

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daboar 5

way to make the first impression last

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