Intimacy: Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me... - FML

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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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doubleohseven 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:46

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

thegilly06 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 21:05

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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broken_lungs 0

Friday 13 March 2009 0:31

you sir are SICK.

shinigami777 1

Friday 13 March 2009 10:09

you could have at least used your own room to jack off.

blueyedgrl0108 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:30

that's disgusting...

DisturbedDriver 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:41

Dunno about you. My cousin's fugly. But my cousin's cousin who isn't related to me blood and is 2 years older....she's a beauty. =D

Dragonmouth 4

Sunday 15 March 2009 20:59

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Batsumoto 4

Friday 7 August 2009 10:16

Epic

bballchick12994 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 9:49

thats nice to know....?

elephantday12 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:29

me to

StillNOLove 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 16:16

that's ******* sad

kaitlynnnn_15 0

Monday 16 January 2012 17:22

#22 you need help cause that's just gross.

albanipinto21 1

Monday 24 September 2012 3:09

because that is super normal ..

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 19 March 2015 19:05

You need Jesus. And holy water.

omfgitsvera 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:57

your cousin is family thinking about her in that way is disgusting.

superklutz 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:16

incest. its fun for the whole family?

registered 0

Monday 7 September 2009 7:27

classic

alisterfiend 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 2:54

if you can't keep it in your pants; keep it in your family. i'm totally kidding; thats nasty!!

hazer 3

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:56

Obvious troll is obvious.

omgitssarah7 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:46

Incest is wincest! Incest - keep it in the family.

barrylarkin 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 18:59

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