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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

Spicy
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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Emmafrancesca 0

what?! he didnt have sex with her :/ he jacked of over her.. there is a slight difference people....

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dioxyde420 0

201 WIN!!! and if he jacked off to her, it means he WOULD have sex too, more likely than not.

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12frisbees 0

ick, just don't do anything about it or tell her. as a female who had a cousin sexually harass me constantly when i was that age, i trust you it can make them feel awful if you start hitting on them.

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cmckeon329 0

Freud, is that you?

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jaytizzle 0

What the ****? Man you're a retard dude.

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AkihiroHattori5 0

Uh, not even gonna say anything about the whole awkward cousin thing. However, was your room occupied? If not, then why were you in your parents room? I really want to know why, but I'll probably never find out.

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RedneckWoman1990 0

That. Is. Wrong.... your COUSIN!?!?!?

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Alex_DeLarge 0

I love that #4 referenced #5. You are sick.

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