Intimacy: Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me... - FML

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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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doubleohseven 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:46

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

thegilly06 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 21:05

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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tdobby 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 6:12

but it was your cousin.. and lmao that's so embarrasing and people..i think he didn't go to his room cuz either it was occupied or his uncles room was closer than his own..

Icalasari 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 3:29

#61 - Not at all #66 - You are welcome :P

waterpoloweasel 0

Monday 4 May 2009 3:29

#21 i agree with wanting to **** inlaws

SLAWTERX 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:47

wow, that sucks

RLNJ 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 4:43

If you couldn't go to your room then why didn't you go to the bathroom? This is just disgusting. Maybe you aren't very close to her so you feel strong physical attraction for her, but even so, N-A-S-T-Y!!

Icalasari 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:43

XD I just noticed that I got the 69th post! Considering the subject matter of this FML, I think that means instant win :3

imnutsss 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 13:29

uh nope, you're 73..fail!

shazaire 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THATS SOO DISGUSTING XD, you make me want to puke

birchofacookie 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 5:14

Can I meet you cousin...?

NIC_R00LZ 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:43

a cousin is still your blood relative no matter what, and it's sick to think about your family that way.

audreyelise 0

Monday 11 May 2009 1:57

You jerked off to the thought of your cousin? That's some messed up shit. You need serious help, sorry.

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