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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

Spicy
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 709
You deserved it 122 691

Top comments

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

Comments

cherrybuster 0

Good on you dude, you should have asked her to pull you off

clockworkgirl21 8

He was thinking about his cousin, so what? Yeah, it's gross, but is he hurting anyone?

brumfielddd5 0

that is sooo disgusting. where do you live, west virginia ? hahahhh. made me laugh though :)

conor1423 0

Why the hell would you get turned on by your cousin. That's not healthy at all! CREEPER!!!! I also agree with #94!!! ******* Hilarious!

Icalasari 0

#101/clockworkgirl21: Well, I'm sure that his cousin may have insomnia, worried that he will stalk her and rape her in his parent's room :3

Jackbagger_fml 0

Well if your recall Adam and eve's kids had to do eachother but still your cousin I hope she was a freaking babe,

Squeezee 0

Lmaooo! Shoulldaa went to yer room insteadd

INSEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH SICK BASTARD UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH you disgust me....just to let you know ITS NOT NORMAL TO WANNA **** RELATIVES!!!

wow your cousin dude? your life does suck