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By deepblue - 24/01/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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But… I'm hungry!

By Anonymous - 05/04/2025 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML

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What just happened?

By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML

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By woahheylex - 25/06/2011 14:21 - United States

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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Thanks!

By Yuri - 29/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

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By quackers - 08/07/2016 07:00 - United States - Columbus

Today, I found out that my favorite pizza place will no longer deliver to my area after dark because they've been robbed too many times. FML

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Bon appétit

By Anonymous - 20/03/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery, and when it arrived, the box was completely empty except for a receipt and a piece of lettuce. I called the restaurant, and they insisted I must’ve eaten it all, and was just pretending. I took a picture of the empty box and the soggy piece of lettuce to prove them wrong. It didn't work. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 08:00

Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML

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The nerve!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2021 20:01

Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Monday 24 January 2011 9:13

Those idiots owe you a free pie for that incompetence.

gilliaga 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 0:48

yes, it does....every merchant should check signature against the credit card every time.

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stevemilligan 0

Friday 11 February 2011 12:07

did FedEx deliver it?

semchuk 6

Thursday 2 June 2011 6:25

sweet I just got a free and easy way of getting pizzas .. LOL

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 27 July 2011 1:42

the delivery guy is stupid

hellproof023 6

Sunday 27 November 2011 1:37

Don't blame the pizza guy. If they asked for everyone Ids people bitch and they get less of a tip.

Darthbane2007 17

Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:43

How cheap is someone to wait at someone's driveway just to steal a pizza? Anyway, I would have contacted the pizza place, and tell them that you never gotten the pizza. They in turn would have made contact with the driver, who would have verified who he/she gave the pizza to, which was unfortunately not you...

Thebuddhafist 2

Monday 26 December 2011 2:44

Im a Pizza guy, we have NEVER checked the credit card. I dont have time for that shit, dont live around scum bag thieves and be too lazy and stupid to know when your food arrived. what a typical american response blame someone else for your ignorance.

Attica 20

Tuesday 11 December 2012 7:47

Wow, someone's an underachiever...if you can't deliver a pizza properly and responsibly, and then would blame a customer for your lack of discretion and failure to do your job correctly...just wow. They were victims of theft and fraud...not their fault in the least. It's not like the pizza guy even made it to the door before the pizza was stolen...how are they supposed to know it arrived?