Miscellaneous: Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched...

By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 10:26 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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Wakey wakey

By sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By me - 27/10/2010 12:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

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Rude awakening

By oww - 15/11/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, I woke up with a bloody nose and my lamp next to me in bed. Apparently I grabbed the cord of the lamp and yanked while I was sleeping, and it fell on my face. The worst part? My boyfriend saw it was going to happen, but didn't stop me because he thought it would be funny to "see my reaction." FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

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aback 4

Tuesday 1 December 2009 0:45

So you waited ten minutes then screamed in his ear, right?

alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 23:14

Wham! Right in the kisser.

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Imranaziz 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 6:50

heheeeeeheeee. good one

Mortanious 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 8:20

Hahahahahaha, now thus is one of the funniest things I've read on FML. Man that made me laugh really loud. YDI for not hitting him back, just kidding I gave you a YDI by mistake lol

SweetPotatoVines 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 8:52

Yeah, he 'accidentally' hit you...

pegycakes 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 9:08

oh yea, shut the hell up you whiney bitch. grow some balls you pussy

royboh 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 10:38

And now you know why your parents have always slept on their respective sides of their bed.

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 1 December 2009 15:15

It's better that than accidentally hitting you in the crotch. What did you think was gonna happen? It takes a while to get used to that.

roblombardo 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 18:47

Put a mouse trap on the snooze button.

HJB 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 18:57

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