By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 050
You deserved it 31 042

Same thing different taste

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She's a bitch. Once is your fault. Twice is hers.

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Once, shame on you and such, twice, chop her in the neck, knock her out and call it a day.

She shoulda had to help you get rid of all your potential children she just made retarded.

Funsocks 0

As a martial artist with over 15 years of training in an art where we don't have any, y'know... rules in sparring and train with pretty heavy contact that has only worn a cup twice (required on tests, and the black belt tests they sometimes actually do cup checks) and never been hit in the groin (aside from by my parents' dog and my cat once): Haha, noob. The reason you get hit in the groin is you simply don't know how to block properly...

I wear a cup all the time just in case, butdude I know how it feels, even with a box it still hurts, I do karate BTW we do a lil sparing mainly 4 cardiovascular work outs but if any person kicked me in the nuts 2X they'd have 2 watch out, ppl shouldn't evn go 4 those shots unless they know wat they're doin "As a martial artist with over 15 years of training in an art where we don't have any, y'know... rules in sparring and train with pretty heavy contact that has only worn a cup twice (required on tests, and the black belt tests they sometimes actually do cup checks) and never been hit in the groin (aside from by my parents' dog and my cat once): Haha, noob. The reason you get hit in the groin is you simply don't know how to block properly..." :u don't know how long he's been training 4 and ppl make mistakes, I know this one time I was floor sparing with this kid (he's on his back and I stand up and we both spar) and cause of the way u have 2 stand and because he was only a kid I wasn't 2 worried, but he hit me 3X in the groin, lucky 4 my cup, everytime I get hit while wearing my cup I say "well it just payed 4 itself again" ah sorry 4 the long post :P

sublime93 0

you very stupid for that what where u thinking, man u need a cup at all time

Protect your junk if you want to keep it functioning.

**** everyone who tells him to suck it up. Getting hit in the nuts is NOT cool, and really isn't a ******* laughing matter. It just sucks, and there is no valid reason for it other than legitimate fear for one's safety. Otherwise, you don't do that shit (especially women) because it's totally unfair. Embittered cocks. OP: Dude, that blows, I know how you feel. Luckily, the pain goes away. Not quickly, but it goes away.

BabaBlackShirt 0

Oh, and fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. That's why you deserve it.