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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 050
You deserved it 31 042

Same thing different taste

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She's a bitch. Once is your fault. Twice is hers.

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well your fault but next time punch her in the breasts

#6 I agree but instead of shanking her, I would follow her to her house and: 1: Scare her kids at night by standing outside the windows dressed as a freaky monster OR 2: Crap on her driveway.

tkdhkdmaster 0

Anyone who says he shouldn't have been close enough for her to knee him obviously has no idea of offensive strategies in TKD. I'm a third degree black belt in it and one of the best ways to evade kicks is to move in. The problem with this is newcomers may throw knees... Oh and #156: I love you. There is no better strategy than anything Maddox tells you.

@ 163: HAHAAHHAHA, or, break into her house and dump on her chest

srslyfucked 0

You're the fool here. Even skilled people kick each other in the balls on occasion. (Though she sounds a bit out of control.)

srslyfucked 0

Also, #164 is right. One of the best TKD defensive strategies is to be inside the person's reach where they either can't hit you or can't score a valid point.

LOL, should have punched her in the boobs. Still kind of your fault for getting the cup..