By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 050
You deserved it 31 042

Same thing different taste

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She's a bitch. Once is your fault. Twice is hers.

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child_of_fae 0

the first time was your fault, second was hers. after the second you should've given a well aimed **** punt right back. speaking as a girl whose been kicked there, it does hurt. maybe not comparable to a kick in the balls, but a good enough kick will at the very least startle her.

dirtygerbil08 1

just wait... someday that bitch will have to give birth, and that, i assume, is the WORST pain a human being can ever endure. period.

how did she get close enough to you to knee you in the first place? perhaps OP really isnt that good.

l33tm0nk3y 0

1) Should've worn the cup. 2) Shouldn't have let her get close enough to knee you in the groin. 3) Shouldn't have assumed she wouldn't do it again. Triple fail, you most certainly deserve it.

Head-butt her in the ****, Maddox style

Any true martial artist would never fail to wear a cup.

You deserved that. Always wear a cup. Even if you're fighting the best fighter in the world, accidents happen. Enjoy not having kids.

@ #140: You also raise the knee to block lower blows like kicks. They'd have to be pretty close together, but that's certainly possible. I still say it was accidental -- no one could be that mean AND that dumb. As for women not experiencing any kind of pain like a nut shot, ever heard of chlidbirth, menstruation or, I don't know, broken bones? Give me a break.

@ 159 True those are extremely painful but they are a completely different pain then a nut shot. Its not that they hurt less or more then a nut shot, its just they hurt in a different way. The pain of a nut shot is truly unique.

159... you really think that she was 'accidentally' that close to him, and then she 'accidentally' sacked him... twice! i say its possible... but its MORE possible that she was just being a bitch