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By daddyslittlegirl250 - 05/05/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML

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By frenchgirlll - 27/04/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML

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By Nate - 06/03/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML

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C'est la langue de l'amour!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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By sickdisney - 21/05/2012 18:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By French - 24/10/2013 12:52 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2014 17:06 - United States

Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML

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judgeymcjudge 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:40

And your name is "daddyslittlegirl"... I really hope that was intentional and not just the worst irony in the world. Anyway, YDI for trying to impress someone when you obviously didn't have a clue what you were doing. That's gotta be the one thing worse than trying to impress people in general - trying to impress them by *lying*.

NeverLetHerGo 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:32

LMFAO. That's what you get for lying. YDI.

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The_Lone_One 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:30

Reason #2733424 why I don't like France: Their movies suck.

czechitout 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:34

Wow, reading over all the comments, so many people are suggesting possible French movie titles about incest. Are there a lot of French movies about incest?? And in the words of Salinger: phony :P

latuka 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:43

@2 Manon des Sources is just the sequel to Jean de Florette, both of which i liked. good books too. did you see the first one? LMAO @9!! thanks for the laugh. @31! haha! really always about drugs and AIDS?! thats hilarious! so thats why the french always think we're drug addicts... or... wait.. what? and 45. stf. OP thats pretty funny.

bonafidehustler 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:44

I don't think it's such a bad thing. Surely the movie wasn't PROMOTING incest, it was just ABOUT incest. Are we not allowed to like movies about incest?

tempaccount 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:49

Today, I am a French movie guy. Someone didn't like my movie just because there was incest in it. It is art, you silly American!! FML!

pinkpiggy77 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:50

#12- *high five*

mariechristine_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:01

Maybe it was Noces Blanches? I agree, can't be La Boum. La Boum is a teen movie about a 14-year-old girl who goes out with a 14-year-old guy.

ffpoisongirl 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:04

Way to lie to make yourself sound better. Strike up a conversation with the guy like a normal human being.

texmas 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:10

Dumbass. Next time, look at the box, maybe? I mean, assuming you peak any French, which seems unlikely at this point. But Manon de Sources is not ABOUT incest. That's a great film, it's too bad you can't appreciate it.