Love, Sex and Intimacy: Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm... - FML

By notmyday - 25/02/2009 23:26 - United States

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Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looked at my clock and said, "I have to go, 'Lost' is on in 20 minutes." FML

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By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

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Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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Escape route

By crap - 26/03/2009 08:37 - Thailand

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Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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By 0h_Boy - 20/04/2016 20:03 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML

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By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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Sex is out the window

By dfhgblsf - 05/04/2009 19:15 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about five minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom, so we stopped and she left the room. After waiting around ten minutes, I decided to check if she was OK. The window was open. She was gone. FML

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Countdown

By unsatisfying - 28/10/2010 05:05 - Australia

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Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML

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Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

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Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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By Alex - 31/03/2009 04:41 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML

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Watcha doin'?

By DamnThatsHarsh - 16/10/2009 18:04 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML

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Top comments

BrandOldDucky 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:46

Wow. Step up your sex game bro...

Bauer_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 6:16

Hey, you can't miss an episode of LOST or else you'll be even more confused!

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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

Friday 27 February 2009 1:27

Lmao, I love how almost everyone agrees with her about the show. I don't watch LOST but i LOVE Grey's Anatomy. Favorite TV shows are sometimes just more important than sex.

pcow 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:43

Really? For a show like Lost?

monabu 0

Friday 27 February 2009 6:46

Sorry man, I would have done the same thing as her.

Jimmy_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 7:41

you my friend should introduce her to the world of online tv episodes. It'd save you and her a lot of pleasure.

I_N_F_E_R_N_O 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:29

she's a keeper.

dragon_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 22:46

hahaaa, I would do the same for Heroes!

hobbitfeet13 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:09

I feel your pain dude, my girlfriend did the same exact thing to me on the season premier, sitting there after Psych class, foolin around, and then right after i get her off, she looks at the clock and says she has to go.......

perstephane 4

Monday 2 March 2009 21:24

At least you didn't get ditched for an episode of "The Hills" or something equally revolting. Next time suggest you fool around on commercials...

gamerpro2000 0

Monday 2 March 2009 22:32

Wow. I would seriously not put out to a girl anymore if she did that. That was f***ed up. I mean, that would be a serious self esteem crusher. If a guy isn't doing something you like, let him know.

OhNoImRuined 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:38

Im with this chick. LOST isnt just a show, its a LIFESTYLE. you can never miss an episode. srry bro!

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