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By notmyday - 25/02/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looked at my clock and said, "I have to go, 'Lost' is on in 20 minutes." FML

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By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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Escape route

By crap - 26/03/2009 08:37 - Thailand

Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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By 0h_Boy - 20/04/2016 20:03 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML

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By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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Sex is out the window

By dfhgblsf - 05/04/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about five minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom, so we stopped and she left the room. After waiting around ten minutes, I decided to check if she was OK. The window was open. She was gone. FML

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Countdown

By unsatisfying - 28/10/2010 05:05 - Australia

Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML

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Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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By Alex - 31/03/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me how I am too occupied with work for our relationship. Before we had sex I told my friend to call me in ten minutes so I can pretend its my boss and I would throw the phone away to impress her. He called me in ten minutes, but I only lasted five. FML

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Watcha doin'?

By DamnThatsHarsh - 16/10/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML

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BrandOldDucky 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 4:46

Wow. Step up your sex game bro...

Bauer_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 6:16

Hey, you can't miss an episode of LOST or else you'll be even more confused!

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badopie9er 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:46

I had a similar experience only I was the one who left right before I was ready to cum. LOST rules!!!

kat0ria 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 19:43

Well... Lost is an amazing show!

Roobydo 0

Monday 30 March 2009 0:24

hahaha, i'm going to say you deserved it. my girlfriend and i know better than to start anything on wednesdays unless we can finish before 9.

darkwavegirl 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 4:43

lost is a pretty good show!

xlucklessloverx 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:42

hahahaha that would be me.

shamrock27 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 8:00

yeah but it says they have 20 min and apparently were going at it already... finish much?

Kate24 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:56

Can't blame her. LOST is a verrrrrrrrrrrrry good show!!!!!!!!!!

KristelDreams 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 6:07

Ugh! I hate LOST. When are they gonna be found!?!?!

mesohorney8893 0

Friday 8 May 2009 4:49

wow! i woulda finished you!

viadomus815 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:33

i dont blame the girl, LOST is the best show ever :D how can you people hate lost?!

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