By notgoodenough - 25/11/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML
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unixdude 9

...and you are thankful for ****** on Craigslist because you girlfriend is too much of a prude.

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WutzButz 3

Wow, again a fail whose comments make me believe only ***** visit this site. You believe this is funny? I bet you would think otherwise if it was the men humiliating the women, right? Forthermore, men don't exist to please women. They are not your sexslaves. If the sex isn't good, the fault lies with both, not just him. Your job isn't to enjoy while he works, it's about both partners pleasing the other, making it enjoyable for both. In this case, if the solution for bad sex is to humiliate him, i say dumb the selfish bitch.

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BlAzEtHiS 0

That bitch would've gone home hungry and single for a rude ass comment like that. I'd have told her after I dumped her that now she had all the time she wants to play with herself.

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wolleiy 3

Then you better start practicing! Practice makes.... Better?

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CraZyJaVieR 0

tell her to call me

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samm779 0

Okay who would say that to your boyfriends family, at a dinner table?the ****

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Cosmic_Horror 1

She was joking probably. If that were true she probably wouldn't have said it at Thanksgiving. Still, it was a bad joke involving worse judgement given where you were.

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