By notgoodenough - 25/11/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML
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unixdude 9

...and you are thankful for ****** on Craigslist because you girlfriend is too much of a prude.

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Feross88 0

Tell your girlfriend you get what you get and you don't throw a fit

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phatdaddy62 23

I'm thankful for Internet **** and lotion.

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dream1_fml 5

Op- girls ****** from stimulation, try pleasing her for once and then youll get more sex in the long run and not an ex.

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wriptidez 0

gross and people need people not ....

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mikede420 0

That's true I mean its not like your shit vibrates.

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mikede420 0

That's true I mean its not like your shit vibrates.

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Babbalooey 0

If you got her the vibrator, you're an idiot..if you didn't throw it away when you found out about it, you're an idiot

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Raesin 21

If my bf was so insecure that he would be intimidated by my vibrator and it would be that much of an issue, then he would find himself single again anyway. OP, your girlfriend is a serious bitch.

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JinxosGirl87 0

OP needs to grow a spine and find a girl who will respect him. If I ever was low enough to insult my BF in front of his family you better believe I would be returning home single.

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boardforlife 0

U should have dumped that bitch right when she said that then left her ass to get a ride home from someone else

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