By notgoodenough - 25/11/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML
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unixdude 9

...and you are thankful for ****** on Craigslist because you girlfriend is too much of a prude.

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boardforlife 0

U should have dumped that bitch right when she said that then left her ass to get a ride home from someone else

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Super_Salo 0

I see the humor in that but it doesnt appeal to me. I wouldn't have laughed

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SucksToBeYouBruh 0

You shoulda smacked the **** out of her. Damn hoe.

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stealth_killz 0

damn sounds like your small you just got owned and it is funny look at the bright side u can drive. vibraters cant

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SucksToBeYouBruh 0

What a *****. You should have dumped her in front of your family. See if they thought that was funny..!!! HAHAHAHA

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PillowsAreSoft 0

I don't think that's funny at all.....in fact that's really nasty to say in front of someone's family

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annihil8or 15

Kick her out of ur house and then she'll be laughing

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mikede420 0

that's true i mean its not like your shit vibrates.

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rene22 18

Who would talk about that before they started eating??

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