Miscellaneous: Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After...

By DUMMIE - 04/03/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

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By thedullard - 16/02/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 04:01

Today, whilst I was setting up a room for a paediatric first aid course, some of the students arrived. At that precise moment I dropped one of the dolls, and for whatever reason, the first words out of my mouth were, "Oops, I killed the baby." Death glares ensued very quickly. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML

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You deserved it 3 485

By jjjjjjmmmmm92 - 20/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

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You deserved it 76 999

By mytoehurts - 26/06/2015 13:09 - Canada - Ayr

Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML

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You deserved it 2 883

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

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You deserved it 13 973

By EMT_Koulianos - 25/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML

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You deserved it 4 091

By megan - 01/04/2015 17:56 - United States - Lutz

Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML

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You deserved it 2 474

By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML

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You deserved it 6 062

By almost jobless - 11/07/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, I was at work, photographing a baby boy. I grabbed a bench for him to use to hold himself upright. His mom asked if she should hold him instead, but I told her he'd be fine. Two seconds later, he fell backwards and brought the bench down on top of him. There goes my job. FML

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You deserved it 32 830

strandedinalimo 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:19

Both good to know.

shananigans 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:40

Haha. Coworker win.

Comments

shananigans 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:40

Haha. Coworker win.

amatayo 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:41

i'm not going to say any names but why is this same person is always in this site. God do you do anything besides troll Fml. wow

Flamp1 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:54

it's hard not to since YOU POST SO MUCH... go outside, you're allways on this site

lilubird 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 10:34

I think you lie. an hour a day. me thinks you sit and hit that poor refresh button till the app lags up and you have no choice but to close and restarting the app. it's sad :(

makii_fml 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 10:56

hahahahahahahahahahaha!

loludeserveit 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:31

obviously, ur on the site as much as she is, to see all her comments. alot of people have been commenting all nite. so you should stfu and eat a donkey dick, and like it.

yessirfosho 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 14:00

You obviously read just as many FML's and comments as the person you talk about since you know they are always here. So you spend just as much time on this site. How're you any better?

NyteMayr 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 14:34

I agree with snicker, she is cool than you sad *****...god I dislike everyone bashing eachother here.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 5 March 2010 6:36

Blaaakely had a good point: if anyone else posted the comments snick did, no one would care. The bashing is getting boring as none of it is original or particularly amusing... "You comment too much." "Grammar nazi." "Ginger." "Bitch." "No one likes you." Who has less of a life - the girl who is reading and commenting on FML just like the rest of us or the people who search out a young girl's comments just so they can talk down to and about her? Move on already!

AlmothePirate 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:43

snickerdoodles, there needs to be a "who cares?" button for all your comments. I don't care if it's not much of an FML, it was funny as hell, and I enjoyed reading it. stop being so damn nitpicky and STFU. everyone hates your comments, in case you haven't noticed.

Gimmedat 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:44

Snick, FML is for everyone's amusement, not for you to bitch about all the slightly non-funny ones. I would have been really embarrassed had this happened to me.

katrinasomething 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:46

I actually look forward to Snickerdoodles' comments XD I find them refreshing.

KYTRwerepyre 0

Friday 5 March 2010 8:22

@22 agree she's awesome and when she argues with people its hilarious how most of the time they think up random stuff and insults to see if it gets her... it doesnt she's awesome!!! you rock snickerdoodle!s!!

strandedinalimo 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:46

How is that a good thing? lol I kid.

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:48

Well you can't save them all and the damn kids are always underfoot.

astro_plastic 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:53

I would have thrown the baby at that co-worker's gullet and proclaimed "AND THATS HOW YOU WIN."

jdub28 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 10:20

^ WIN for a great usage of gullet and proclaiming the win..

XDNurse 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 10:25

perfect! and ur really pretty

jdub28 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 10:36

how do you know I am pretty? I haven't posted a pic yet... I know you weren't talking about me, but I couldn't resist.

astro_plastic 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 11:29

Well shucks! Much appreciated. And maybe they were talking about you, Mr. Question mark. You're quite mysterious. You make me wonder. And you're curvy.