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By aurora320 - 19/07/2016 19:50 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, when confronting my boyfriend about slapping a girl's ass in the club, he claimed: "There was a mosquito on it." FML
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TeraBaap 21

Tell him he has a mosquito on his face and do the same.

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stryder9090 28

Well you wouldn't want anyone to suffer the pain of mosquito bite on their ass would you?

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TisButAScratch 10

You guys were in a club. What did you expect?

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sparkledoge 29

Fun ? Dancing ? Having a drink with friends ? I don't know, things people normally do in clubs ? You know, usually when i go out with my friends/boyfriend, my first idea is not "i'm gonna touch someone's ass". It's called being civilized.

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AfroFluff 23

Isn't that like, comic book quality of an excuse? How did this discussion end OP? I hope you didn't let him get away with it.

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jvanevery 19

performing a Public Health Service preventing the spread of the zika virus some assholes Never Grow Up

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ATPR_4 9

He must of had a good look to be able to see a mosquito on her ass..

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