By somebody - 08/06/2012 23:13 - United States - Lexington Park

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML
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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Oh shit! This is giving me the ******* shudders....

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downtime 12

You opened your eyes before you counted to 20 AND you can't even find him? I wouldn't be surprised if he just left, you're the worst hide and seek player ever.

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ilovenotyou 0

It's time to move OP..

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Debbyx110 5

Spiders can hop now? Shit, we're all screwed when they learn to fly!

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soccerchicx9x 5

They're called sprickets! I'm not joking. I get them in the basement of my house. They're a combination of a spider and a cricket, which makes them super nasty and doubly scary.

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greeneye_fml 12

I have some in my garage. They look scary as hell, but they don't bite.

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ruthi666 23

They're called jumping spiders...

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DogsPaw 16

It's on your back... At least that's where it always is on T.V.

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sexygurllolz 1

stop being a pussy, it's more scared of you

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DogsPaw 16

I have always laughed at that "It's more afraid of you"... You are so scared you want it dead, so that means it wants you dead even more.

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tellithowitis 13

I didn't realize you were a spider and knew its feelings... Very interesting...

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Michael_92 20

Are you the one, the one they call "spider whisperer?"

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MigraineurOfLife 15

You do know that there are aggressive spiders that are very territorial & will come at you in a sec.... Oh never mind, you said they are more scared of you, so 'no worries'.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

22- thank you. That comment just made my day. I'm totally going to steal that next time someone mocks me for spazzing out at a millipede. :p

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aleeshttylXD 9

well, coming from a girl im kinda scared of...

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KunoKanashimi 3

I'm so scared of spiders that'd I'd probably end up burning my house down because of one. If it's fear of me is worse than that....God save our souls.

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tony1891 22

it's in your bed. quick. get it. before it gets you

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Spicemelon 5

Now I'm not going to be able to sleep without thinking there are spiders all over me....or in my bed!

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thatKidzmOm 10

I check under my blankets and pillows every night before crawling into bed! Ive got a serious phobia.

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TheDoctor101 6

Oh My God, keep your eyes open! The spider could be lurking any where. Spiders SUCK!! >.

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llamafish 25

*spider crawls onto eyes* Have fun with that.

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reddudeover 2

I know if I just say "eww I hate spider"s I'll get thumbed down, but no words can properly imbue the proper level of malice that I hold for these creatures! Safe to say that if I were you I would have dropped a tactical nuke on my bedroom just to be safe!

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littlemsweirdo 12

Are you bugged? Yeah I'm bad at puns. Let's forget that. But that is scary as shit! I would be hella paranoid. Sleep with a bat tonight, haha.

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Michaelsgirl04 9

don't...just don't. if you suck at puns then don't post one in an attempt to be cute. also, no one says hella anymore

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dethbunny 0

Worst part of your pun is that spiders are not bugs, their Arachnids.

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llamafish 25

97 - Whose arachnids did you say they were?

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egc573 40

Ugh, at that size, you can probably hear it make noises, too. Shit, as big as your PALM? I usually don't mind household spiders all that much, but that crap's got to be taken care of. Good luck!

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