By d - 26/03/2010 07:31 - United States

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Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML
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txdiva 0

Did you want tears and for him to beg you not to break up with him??!! Be glad that's all he said!!!

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Saiiyko 0

hahaha. I agree. either one would be good. good thing he was thinking financially. sex is important dammit!

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ndiesal 0

Well, you are breaking up with him for a reason...

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DomoCullen 0

that stinks ahhhh! I just heard thunder:P

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Mordecai89 0

good for him, I would have told you during that time, shove your fist up your ass and that should make more then enough space

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cherriblizz 0

Well at least you know now that he was in it only for sex. Go and find someone who isn't looking for just a **** buddy.

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boopityboppity 11

Thank you, 23! I was looking for at least one sensible person here! I absolutely and totally agree.

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chandlerthedog 0

op is just another cum bucket :)

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davidle1 0

see I think a lot of people are making assumptions here. what if the poster is a dram

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TempestJones 0

Wether he was or wasn't in it for sex doesn't matter since she was already breaking up with him.... I still don't see it as a fml... or even how it could be all that upsetting that a person being broke up with isn't devistated... I just don't get it! O.o

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Squeezeit 0

well, you know what he viewed you as good for...

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subarumustang 0

so i guess your thinking process is over huh? i mean seriously...would you get back with him after that?

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ElMetalero 0

she said while trying, so if she tried she might have failed and stayed with the dude.

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pfunk129 1

mad props to him for using precaution.

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