Intimacy: Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind...

By gayboii - 19/03/2011 21:37 - United Kingdom

Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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By DumbCuntApparently - 27/02/2013 20:52 - Netherlands - Hilversum

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By FirstWeekFail - 04/09/2018 18:30

Today, I was bitching to my mom on the phone about the long, boring paper assignment my Lit professor gave us. Right after saying, "That woman needs to get laid" I heard laughter behind me. I turned around. Hello professor, just on my way to drop the course. FML

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By Jane - 08/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Encino

Today, I was super bored in health class so I decided to watch Invader Zim on my computer. I never made sure my headphones were connected. so the whole class turned and stared at me. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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Sunday 20 March 2011 0:26

Now your pen-is very happy! ;D

howslife123 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 0:21

they were turned on and you know it

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JesseOhNine 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:09

nice

jess6blondie9 2

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:10

I don't think that it was the brightest for you to tell everyone that you posted the FML...

RyanMacVey 17

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:10

maybe I should re-think my username :o

JesseOhNine 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:11

yeah maybe it's misleading

RyanMacVey 17

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:12

yeah

CTVrhythmguitari 8

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:18

haha it's kinda odd that you did that subconsciously for so long... xD

RyanMacVey 17

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:23

hey guys stop calling me OP.... just call me ryan please

SirEBC 7

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:28

Dude...Everyone understands that you posted the FML. Damn.

RyanMacVey 17

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:31

I know... but ive never posted one before so im sorta proud lol... is that pathetic???

JesseOhNine 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:35

no ryan

JessieMongoose 11

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:32

Thepenisinyourmouth.

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 20 March 2011 6:58

Good one. I was trying to think of a good way to use that. That joke, I mean.

jordanprodigy023 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:43

Hey ryan your gay boi

RyanMacVey 17

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:45

cheers mate :I

CaptainPickles72 18

Sunday 20 March 2011 1:55

Hey, at least the ink didn't explode all over you.

quin01 0

Monday 21 March 2011 0:48

ur pic just made me laugh 10min strait

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