By kykynevs - 23/08/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 188
You deserved it 2 866

Same thing different taste

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saIty 17

It's a miracle she's alive. Some old people cut the cheese so hard they blow up.

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Oh well, take one for the team...she probably shit herself.

My dad farted next to my mom while she was using a blood pressure machine at a store once, leaving her in the stench. He walked away. She had no escape and everyone passing thought it was her.

justcallmeajay 5

Why does everyone make a big deal out of farting anyways? It's a natural thing and I bet all of those children and parents have done it at some point in their lives. Good grief -_-

This is getting favorited. Straight up hilarious!

sparxva 12

lmao that sucks, my grandma farts around me but admits it. just tell people next time it wasn't you lol

JodeMiVida 13

Oh dear, you should have just told them it was the woman who left!