By kykynevs - 23/08/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 188
You deserved it 2 866

Same thing different taste

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saIty 17

It's a miracle she's alive. Some old people cut the cheese so hard they blow up.

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Seems like she's still got the game. I can imagine her going around all day, troll-farting people xD

No matter how old I get, Farts are still funny!!

Lmao I'm totally going to do that when I'm elderly.

Don't they know the one that smelt it, dealt it?

The nicest thing I can say right now is.. Im never standing near an old lady in a public place If she is gonna pass gas N won't face the embarassment.

hannahmorgan06 7

hahaha you've gotta admit, old people are funny.

Samko_chan 5

whoever denied it supplied it ;)

Bludmagnus 13

This is one of the reasons why people are not caring about our Social Security crisis in America. Too many old people thinking they are entitled to deny reality and do whatever they want with impunity.

Torialovesya 0

That happened to me in a card shop!!