Miscellaneous: Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem...

By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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By dumbass724 - 13/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML

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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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Panic! at the grocery store

By Anonymous - 31/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Warren

Today, I wet my pants at the grocery store. I didn't feel like I had to go until I was inside. The embarrassing thing (besides me being 37)? I actually made it to the store's public bathroom and made it to the toilet, but my belt was on so tightly that I had to undo it and it doesn't work like an ordinary belt. FML

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Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By loser - 10/10/2009 20:45 - France

Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done I went to zip up when I realized I never unzipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 06:15 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML

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It's called fashion, OK? Look it up.

By Seamstressed - 09/02/2017 20:00 - Italy

Today, I was sewing a top. Due to a mistake, I had to unstitch the zipper and resew it. When I was almost done, I noticed that the zipper was upside down. FML

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Ripper

By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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flexicano 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:41

Did you get a boner?

Josher47 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 22:40

You know you liked it

Comments

Ninjaface 0

Monday 26 October 2009 7:44

It's times like these that make me wish the death panels were real.

Shadow_vamp_503 2

Monday 26 October 2009 8:59

Hmmmmm... nice. (sarcasm) I hope you politely asked her not to go there... :-S

JuuChan 3

Monday 26 October 2009 10:10

Bow chika wow wow!

Aerianna 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:18

Well, she needs some zip action too ya know.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:13

...with her teeth.

fancypantsninja 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 1:29

# 50 u r a god!!! OP should have said something,thats just creepy

thecirclingskies 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 12:34

LOL

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 3:43

Umm I'm thinking she's a Betty White kind of lady. Hilariously inappropriate.

42billybob 5

Tuesday 27 October 2009 4:57

this is why i wear pants with the button fly.

ti3n_t 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 6:57

She musta mistaken your pants for the butchers section.

88sforlife 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 23:20

Did You Get A Boner

effarve 2

Monday 20 June 2011 6:03

i think thats a fake post, if some random person came up and went to grab my crotch, i would back hand them in the mouth!

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