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By Anonymous - 16/02/2013 00:39 - Italy - Milan

Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

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By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway

Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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Not doing well

By walkingdead_1029 - 06/05/2013 06:49 - United States - Peoria

Today, the girl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I liked. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demanded I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML

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Corny jokes

By embarrassed - 12/07/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said, "This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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Surprise!

By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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kingsian 15

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:51

My mom has been **** blocking me since 1996.

hockeychicl003 6

Saturday 16 February 2013 5:53

Parents can be so embarassing. My mom does this sort of stuff on purpose...

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cougar41 8

Saturday 16 February 2013 12:09

Ummm I'm a mum with kids 20, 19 & 14 is never do that or **** block My kids can talk to me about anything n everything and have my support 110%

CheeseHater 23

Saturday 16 February 2013 12:41

Even if they say they want to become an axe murderer? I know it's a bit unfair but you did set yourself up for it.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 16 February 2013 14:07

Yeeahh... This isn't the place to gloat. There are exceptions to every rule, you know.

xRezSynn 15

Saturday 16 February 2013 14:03

Never tell parents anything.

spliit_fml 8

Saturday 16 February 2013 15:29

Sorry OP but moms just love to do things like that. Embarrassing us is what they call fun -_-

FlyInTheGlass 4

Saturday 16 February 2013 16:57

Dads love that too: my father cockblocks me all the time and than he makes fun of me 'cause i can't get a gf...

darkmis1 17

Saturday 16 February 2013 17:25

Well at least she knows now...

MizzDjinn 1

Saturday 16 February 2013 22:51

I've only just started to cockblock my son. Here's to 13 more years of embarrassment

epilepticloh 20

Sunday 17 February 2013 0:59

already happened to me ...sometimes parents are Soo stupid they don't even realise why we are rude

vbmg152 18

Sunday 17 February 2013 2:10

Why do parents do this stuff to their kids? Teens are already embarrassed by the fact that we're breathing, parents like that don't help!

PhishloverA 14

Sunday 17 February 2013 4:42

My friends did that before. I'm like "Shut up!" And felt like punching them.

ittybitttyme 8

Sunday 17 February 2013 13:58

Wow, talk about inconsiderate. Fyl OP sorry for you!

californianking1 8

Sunday 17 February 2013 22:18

Lesson of the day......never tell your mother anything, or simply just dont go out with her in public!

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