By Anonymous - 17/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 973
You deserved it 4 045

Same thing different taste

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So why is this an FML? he said he didn't mind, old people are so funny

old men in tight swimsuits are terrible!

That guy is getting laid tonight methinks..... giggity

Thats not me thats for sure.... ....giggity....wait oh now I'm sad

Peacemaker9 7

but i bet the op does every day anyway!!!!!!

cheap123 0

"Today, I went swimming, when I saw the life guard checking me out. I knew my swim suit had gotten a little tighter over the years, and this guy was just eying me up. So I went over to him and told him I don't want him fantasizing about me anymore, he looked as if he was about to cry, and the only thing I could think to say was, actaully I wouldn't mind it if you did. Cheered him right up, but now I can't go swimming anymore. FML."

cheap123 0

Ok so OP is a woman, ignore my post as it makes no sense unless this old guy is gay... But then it seems more of a compliment than anything... So, even if the old guy is gay, my post still makes no sense.

Monikabug 9

You got it. Consider it ignored. :)

saranottelling 7

He was bound to find out about your erotic fantasies sooner or later. He found the camera in his changing room and noticed all his used towels were going missing. He's not as stupid as you thought, but at least he's okay with your fantasies and will let you keep the camera on while he changes. ...Yeah, I'm good at reading between the lines.