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By Al - 10/03/2010 02:07 - United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

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By siannacasey - 03/07/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML

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Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By ThatGirl - 19/07/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 06:00

Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML

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By skunked - 18/06/2013 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML

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By how - 25/07/2013 04:10 - United States - Crozier

Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML

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By pritch44 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML

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By moosemay - 06/02/2016 11:42 - Germany - W?rzburg

Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML

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XDNurse 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:10

that's horrible!

CharlotteRx 4

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:06

Well, at least he got rid of it. F the skunk's life : (

Comments

Floatout2sea 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 10:00

F YOUR life? F the poor little skunk's life.

clusterfungus 3

Thursday 11 March 2010 19:54

I don't even understand that but i still LOL.

kydude 0

Friday 12 March 2010 0:07

Chalk one up in the "Win" category.

cody96 0

Friday 12 March 2010 3:12

I hope they track this and charge you for animal cruelty

Druu 53

Friday 29 August 2014 8:11

Misdirected..

patrick19 0

Friday 12 March 2010 3:36

I agree he should get charged but it just one animal like sure it's a bad way to go bit animals can't all stay alive

cody96 0

Friday 12 March 2010 21:31

ya Patrick it is horrible and I understand every animal dies, but they should be able to die peacefully not be caught on fire...

SkyWriteReader 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:55

@OP: How does this ruin YOUR life?! This is just disgusting and said!! That is sooo cruel!! Even if it WAS a skunk!!

Kuroftw 0

Monday 15 March 2010 14:51

I feel bad for laughing. I was a vegetarian and an animal activist for 5 years, too. But this is ******* hilarious.

Spenny1515 0

Monday 15 March 2010 17:22

maybe just pretend it was an accident of the pest control and never speak of it again

loloozer 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 8:09

whats black, white, orange, and goes a hundred miles an hour? A flaming skunk in an apartment building!

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