Miscellaneous: Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants... - FML

By Al - 10/03/2010 02:07 - United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

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By siannacasey - 03/07/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2021 10:01

Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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By ThatGirl - 19/07/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, an idiot decided it would be fun to light up a firecracker in front of our house. It ended with firetrucks, a black yard, and yet somehow the weeds survived. FML

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Powerful spray

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 06:00

Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML

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By skunked - 18/06/2013 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML

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By how - 25/07/2013 04:10 - United States - Crozier

Today, my husband managed to set fire to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML

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By pritch44 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML

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Community cat squad

By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML

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By moosemay - 06/02/2016 11:42 - Germany - W?rzburg

Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML

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XDNurse 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:10

that's horrible!

CharlotteRx 4

Wednesday 10 March 2010 9:06

Well, at least he got rid of it. F the skunk's life : (

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Popsiclese 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 21:49

that sounds like a good thing

marie93uso 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 15:11

that is the funniestt FML I've ever read. hilarious :)

damnn12 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 7:51

lol

Poepiepiesie 3

Tuesday 3 August 2010 0:35

God that is useful.

milky953 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 14:16

sounds like fun

moowaffle 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 4:45

y fml skunks suck i say burn em all!!!

MakeAScene 4

Friday 29 April 2011 11:41

Redneck used flamethrower. It's super effective!

fml98kevin 4

Tuesday 10 May 2011 6:34

not only is that inhumane and disturbing, it would hav exploded (gas is flammable). meahhhggg..... gross

lsd_25 8

Saturday 17 March 2012 7:56

id really like to ignore the fact that ur one of those PETA supporting animal rights activist self righteous people who are more upset when a skunk accidentally gets lit on fire than the million other problems that people across the world are facing, but i cant. so quite simply, shove it up ur ass

lsd_25 8

Saturday 17 March 2012 7:58

oh and by the way, for something to be inhumane, its gotta be done on a person. thats why its inHUMANe, not cruel

jennnwoww 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 14:26

Sad thing is that wouldn't be the 1st time I've heard of someone doing that.Smh....

briissocoollike 8

Friday 12 August 2011 5:31

LMFAO (shake that)

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I'm sorry, I don't remember inviting you over.

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Today, I ordered and paid for a compost bin to be emptied in addition to the garbage. Turns out most of what I wanted to put in there – although perfectly compostable – is not allowed in the bin. FML

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