By Al - 10/03/2010 02:07 - United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
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CharlotteRx 4

Well, at least he got rid of it. F the skunk's life : (

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FYLDeep 25

Yeah, but I doubt a home-schoolers like Snick would understand what it means to Get-R-Done.

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wrathofbong 0

That must make for one horrid stench...... flamming skunks, kinda sounds like a bar shot, rock band or smelly ****'s.

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NOTYOUTOO 0

if I see someone setting another skunk on fire I'm going to go crazy!

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Fminetoo 0

Git-R-Drunk First.....

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CallMeHush 0

and the skunk ran around like crazy till he ran out of gas...

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Zebidee 8

In all honesty, who among us hasn't done this at some stage?

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ktbird 0

Uh I haven't. Animal cruelty like this, especially by a child, is often the first criminal activity of a future serial killer. Look it up if you don't believe me. Almost all serial killers had a history of abuse towards animals as children.

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funnyman95 0

Ya umm... NOBODY said it was a child!!! It obviously can't be cruel cuz it's totally f*ckin funny... Go hug a tree

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ktbird 0

So because he was an adult it's okay? No. It's not funny. It's criminally cruel.

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VayneValentine 3

Actually she is right, when a child is abusing small animals it's the sign that the child is a sociopath and will slowly build up to harming children and, more than likely, murder. When an adult does it it's just stupidity and ignorance.

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tipple 0

I haven't laughed at an FML in ages - this is seriously funny! :o) Well written too - short and to the point. I am assuming that having a recently-proven-to-be-flammable skunk in or near the house is not something you'd want to repeat? My guess is that the FIY - oops, I mean DIY - removal included some kind of a flame-thrower?? OMG - *starts laughing again* Leaves singing "Who put the skunk out?...."

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