Miscellaneous: Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling...

By Ouchies - 01/10/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

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By Dispute - 08/08/2011 05:30 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML

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By S. - 26/08/2012 16:20 - Estonia

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML

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By ouch - 12/12/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 05:22 - France

Today, I got unbelievably drunk and pissed in the corner of my room, all over a plug socket, which blew out the electrics. FML

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By thenerd - 24/03/2021 02:00

Today, I was doing an online live exam with the camera on when the power suddenly went out. FML

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By dumbbass - 24/02/2010 19:43 - Canada

Today, I spilled a glass of iced tea all over my desk. It trickled down the wall and fried an extension cord. FML

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By AstonBrown - 15/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Cleveland

Today, a strong storm knocked the power out at our office. I was dismissed five hours early, had my desk locked up and was walking toward the doors to leave when the power came back on. FML

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By Clutz - 25/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, after I had finished vacuuming, I ripped the cord out of the outlet and it hit me in the face cutting both my top and bottom lip. FML

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Talking Heads song playing?

By Anonymous - 26/02/2021 07:30 - Australia - Geraldton

Today, I almost burned the house down while changing a lightbulb. FML

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By cmilla - 02/01/2010 09:18 - United States

Today, I was setting up comcast cable boxes for my house. I had the packaging everywhere when I finished. Looking admirably at my job, I backed out my door, and stepped on bubble wrap, scaring myself. I flailed, fell, reached out, grabbing one of the cable wires. I pulled the cable box and my modem off. FML

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null_fml 11

Friday 2 October 2009 1:27

You must have been on carpet, else you could have slid along the floor pretty easily instead of stepping. I realize the recent trend has been to post lots of puns in the comments, but here that would just be tacky.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 2 October 2009 1:21

You humped the floor at this point, right?

Comments

blechblech 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:30

walk away?

delfinofrank 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:30

What's the big deal? Are a few tiny stabbings in your feet going to kill you? Stop whining...

123sploosh 0

Friday 2 October 2009 1:33

you really are a stupid one arent you?

redbluegreen 40

Friday 2 October 2009 1:35

I think he missed the point of this FML.

boatkicker 4

Friday 2 October 2009 2:51

delfinofrank You have clearly never been stabbed correctly in teh foot. Those things are half an inch long. In certain parts of your foot that's a BITCH. For example in the very center of your foot where its most tender Or on the edge of your heel where you can feel the muscle aching every time you step for days until it heals. I promise you, It hurts pretty badly.

glitchead 0

Friday 2 October 2009 7:25

or in the main vein of your foot with a rusty nail til you black out from blood loss. fun story....

evangldbrg 0

Friday 2 October 2009 8:29

Then write an FML about it...

null_fml 11

Friday 2 October 2009 8:35

I've got an FML about stepping on something, but if either of us posted one now and it actually got through, everyone would call fake for being so soon after this one.