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By Ouchies - 01/10/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML
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null_fml 11

You must have been on carpet, else you could have slid along the floor pretty easily instead of stepping. I realize the recent trend has been to post lots of puns in the comments, but here that would just be tacky.

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allmidnighteyes 10

You humped the floor at this point, right?

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Mykeh 0

Must have been one of those days for you. While trying to clean up you made a mess by spilling thumbtacks. I'm going to assume that you bled all over the place afterwards to create an even bigger mess. Where will the mess end???

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BananaHammockk 0

Atleast you didn't get your balls pierced like the other guy did. -Banana Hammock!

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wickedsmart 0

Verrry unlikly if it's true the FYL

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DynamicDave 11

Is it weird that I read this and immediately thought of Mick Foley?

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Kronic_Kitten 0

OMG I remember that PPV!! I believe it was Mick Foley (Cactus Jack) Vs Triple H! This was a time when wrestling was still worth watching http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvIssOQe4t4

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srgntawesome 0

If u had a cell phone, just hold it up and use the light given

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WTFsGoingOn 0

Sooo...how long do you think the OP stood in one place scared to move? Any bets?

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srgntawesome 0

Chay, are u a ******* retard. Can u only use sippie cups as well?

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rvinno 0

just get a broom..fyl anyway

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