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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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Dearknon 4

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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Top comments

OhTyler 0

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

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cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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Comments

Narwhal234 6

Dude. Not cool. You deserved that one.

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CallMeMoMo 0

U were a bitch to bring your gf to a place with your ex gf there .... Arsehole

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feranmi101 0

If you didn't cheat this would happen asshole

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HonestWalnut 3

You do notice the ex was making this up?

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Pandacupcakelove 26

YDI! You are a cheating pig and a terrible person!

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dianadoll 23

good that's what you get for being a disgusting pig. I hope you got a disease from your ex(:

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silverflame1 6

"my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side?" girlfriends aren't toys, you manwhore.

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