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By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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KBear3109 29

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:50

Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.

paperroll880 16

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:49

Hahah... Should've known better

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stormchaser24 24

Sunday 10 June 2012 2:27

And instead of paying addition to the road you where looking at the cell phone talker. So good job. YDI

chellyX92 8

Sunday 10 June 2012 2:28

I hate it when people just walk across the street willy nilly but I don't speed up as they are going. YDI.

SvenSeico 9

Sunday 10 June 2012 2:28

Yeah, that really sucks. Just make her pay the damages. She shouldn't be on a cellphone (while driving) unless its an emergency in the first place. Even then, most people would pull over if it was that important.

strawberrywine22 30

Sunday 10 June 2012 2:28

Um, wow. You're a bitch. You totally deserved that.

alpacaman 5

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:04

You're a bitch. Don't say that about her.

Shrouds 14

Sunday 10 June 2012 2:29

took one for the team. they crashed into you instead of running into a pedestrian. just report the fact the driver was on the phone, and they can subpena the call logs. you will win your case easily.

stormchaser24 24

Sunday 10 June 2012 2:29

So instead of paying addition to the road you where watching a person on a cell phone. You could have killed someone too. YDI

Harpy20 24

Sunday 10 June 2012 2:38

Yeah because freaking out and startling her was the brightest idea.

aeriemakenzie 4

Sunday 10 June 2012 2:46

You probobly scared then!

P1Nk13 7

Sunday 10 June 2012 2:47

ydi for being an ass

jagutschlag 3

Sunday 10 June 2012 2:49

Wow, you deserve it for being an over reacting prick.

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