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By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 564
You deserved it 64 587

Same thing different taste

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KBear3109 29

Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.

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perdix 29

Paranoia will destroy ya. You're not a cop. We don't need amateur vigilantes running around to fix all of society's ills. Just whime about it on FML ;)

jessesgirl14 16

Read the highway code, ********. Your horn is to signal an emergency, such as, you know, someone about to walk in front of your car. It is NOT meant to be used in the way you chose. I'm not surprised the woman swerved and, to be frank, YDI very, very much.

marisadc79 0

Nobody likes that crap but that was stupid on your part and I've got to say YDI big time. A horn is for an emergency like a person is about to hit you or an animal is on the road. How did you get a license?

Why not pay attention to the road... Herpa Derp

This is why we have the police. So you can report drivers while also driving safely, and more importantly, minding your own business.

Winsky100 4

Am I honestly the only one that finds this okay? Sure he was being the brightest but the dumb bitch who hit him gets the blame 1. She was the one on the phone and 2. She hit him! He solved the problem don't think she'll talk and drive for awhile and he gets a few upgrades to his car in the process.

taywee14 0
Llamacod 11

um, he doesn't get upgrades, he loses value by being in an accident and if he had modifications like a body kit or whatnot, her insurance isn't required to pay for them. insurance is only required to pay for "stock" repairs. also, I bet dipshit op will not be honking at others anytime soon either.

also the cop probly ruled the accident the fault of the retard who blasted his horn which is a signal of emergency. so hes probly paying for her repairs stupid.

lacrossebrah13 8

53- I thumbed you down simply because you're a KU fan.