Poopoo peepee, Cops and Transportation: Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded...

By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

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Pissed

By anonymous - 19/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML

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What he is thinking?

By fishyrael - 12/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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Thank you for your service

By Paulalala - 11/09/2024 20:00 - United States - Helena

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if I had a reason for going so fast. I panicked and said, “I have to poop.” He followed me home with lights on, just to make sure I made it. FML.

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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Potholing

By limpdick9 - 19/11/2014 18:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

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By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

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Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:09

That's messed up... But YDI for being stupid enough to mot piss before leaving wherever you were... Or even pulling over to a gas station...

Luckster 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:07

This is why you use the restroom before you leave places.

Comments

Bmlacme 3

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:10

#3, You are a retard. OP: that sucks soo much. :]

fatty08 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:12

ydi, piss before you leave.

oh_dee 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:12

Forgetting to pee definitely sucks, but you deserved that one for driving like an idiot!

boatiebanter 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:13

Always pee before you leave! If you had to go that bad you would have had to go before you got in your car as well, or you have zero bladder control.

fml_fyl_fol4ever 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:13

hahahahaha. thats funny. (: sucks to be you.

deaditegirl 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:13

YDI. Go before you leave. Or think about the consequences- getting pulled over will take way longer than just driving the speed limit.

MKflyy 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:14

I feel you on this, I once had to pee so badly I couldn't wait in the line for the bathroom and ended up peeing on the floor of my upper class firm.

Eternity_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:14

Are there not 50 bajillion McDonald's scattered all over the country? And if you live in the desert, there's no one there to see you piss. -.-

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:15

Golden showers ahead 2 miles.

mobius8 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:18

Wow that really sucks. And for the people saying YDI for not pulling over, if you're on a motorway or in residential areas you can't really just pull over.