By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
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theluckygirl28 8

That's messed up... But YDI for being stupid enough to mot piss before leaving wherever you were... Or even pulling over to a gas station...

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Luckster 0

This is why you use the restroom before you leave places.

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MaoTseTung_80mil 0

"Today, while driving home I had to pee really badLY*****. I decided to speed to get home [more quickly]. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop,assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML [grammar], adverbs and [adjectives] [it's] not that hard people" Spelling it's not that hard people

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PierreChaqueJour 0

Cops, always into humiliating people.

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monicamischief 0

uh, wow. you should see a doctor about your bladder issues. an adult shouldn't piss themselves. you should be able to hold it. and instead of speeding you should have just gotten off at an exit and pissed at a gas station or resturant. i don't get why you couldn't do that. exits are like, at the most, 20 miles or so apart. and if you can't make it 20 miles.. : / but seriously, you should really see your doctor

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jagg3d3d93 0

That sucks that this happened, but from the cops standpoint he was just trying to protect other motorists because you can't just prove something like this. Im glad he did this, it sucks, but he is just doing his job.

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palmtrees 1

#60 thank you :)

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xdeelishus_ 0

* chuckles * i feel for ya ! but seriously you shoulda pulled over lolsz

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Jade_Rothwell 0

Depending on where you were driving... if you did what I did today and had 40 miles of highway with no where to stop, you know what you do? pull over if there's a grassy covered area.. if your a girl anyway... if your a guy, man up b/c you can piss anywhere

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monicamischief 0

you should be able to hold it for even forty miles, though. that's forty minutes at the MOST if you can't hold your piss for forty minutes, there is something really wrong. and where were you that there was no stop for forty miles? i have never seen such a thing

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lilmonster_fml 0

It's absolutely not out of the question for the OP to have been somewhere where there's no where to stop. My grandparents live 2 hours from me, and it's all back roads with nothing but farms and mountains. And if I don't have to pee before I leave somewhere, I don't go in and try. How are you supposed to know that you'll have to pee 20 minutes down the road?

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