Poopoo peepee, Cops and Transportation: Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded...

By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

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Pissed

By anonymous - 19/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML

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What he is thinking?

By fishyrael - 12/11/2019 01:00

Today, I was on a long road trip and I really had to pee. With no rest stop for miles and night having fallen, I decided to pull over on the side of the highway and pee in a fast food cup. A cop knocked on the window to see if everything was okay, while I was mid-squat. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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Thank you for your service

By Paulalala - 11/09/2024 20:00 - United States - Helena

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop asked if I had a reason for going so fast. I panicked and said, “I have to poop.” He followed me home with lights on, just to make sure I made it. FML.

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You deserved it 451

By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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You deserved it 31 000

By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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Potholing

By limpdick9 - 19/11/2014 18:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

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By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

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theluckygirl28 8

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:09

That's messed up... But YDI for being stupid enough to mot piss before leaving wherever you were... Or even pulling over to a gas station...

Luckster 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:07

This is why you use the restroom before you leave places.

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annieannie 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:44

#2.... I love you so much right now. I think this is the bestest thing I've heard all day...... Its so hilarious that you peed yourself. I wish I could have seen this one.

Eternity_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:46

People like #36 don't get it... If OP had to pee really badly, then he/she could've stopped at a nearby McDonald's or gas station OR ANY KIND OF PLACE THAT HAS A PUBLIC BATHROOM. And I added the desert part in there for those who were gonna ask, "What if she doesn't live in a place with public bathrooms?" (Such as driving through the desert...) -.-

jeeps306 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:51

your life is F***** but not cuz the cop did anything he shouldnt have done as i would assume a grown person who pee's his pants is drunk as well, your life is f***** because you are a grown person who's pees his pants because you dont know how to pay attention to your own body functions.

pancakelover 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:52

Wow... did you have one of those dickhole cops too?

Demon_Squirtle 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 23:54

Wow... So you took a sobriety line test? Conclusion: Pissed drunk? No. Pissed pants? Yes Sorry. Had to. Sorry to hear as well. That really sucks

penelope_fml 2

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:02

Why's #3 a retard?

McCannCanTriple 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:06

There are some stupid people here. To all those saying she should have gone to the bathroom before s/he left.. maybe they didn't have to go then. They might have a long way to go from work and home.

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:18

That's why you should have gone before you left!

CupidSparrow 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:19

YDI... Should've gone before you left. Heck, I'd have peed on the side of the road if I'd have had to go that bad. Also, I don't even think I believe this one; both urine and beer have VERY distinct smells. Pretty sure that if this really happened, the cop was just having a field day with you.

dancin303 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 0:28

Today, while driving home I had to pee really badLY*****. I decided to speed to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop,assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML grammer, adverbs and adjetives its not that hard people