Transportation: Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked...

By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 557

You deserved it 36 633

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 172

You deserved it 49 927

By uggo - 29/03/2011 17:12 - United States

Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 784

You deserved it 5 420

By lohandork - 22/05/2016 17:33 - United Kingdom - Roehampton

Today, a motorist yelled at me for texting and driving. I was too ashamed to admit that I'd been admiring the bogey I'd just picked from my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 166

You deserved it 11 171

By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 184

You deserved it 69 464

Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 020

You deserved it 82 840

Tricked

By Puck - 26/09/2024 09:00 - Netherlands - 's-Hertogenbosch

Today, I did the "suck your finger" trick in the car to prevent my lipstick from getting on my teeth and halfway locked eyes with a random dude outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 148

You deserved it 335

By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 529

You deserved it 37 449

By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 149

You deserved it 4 797

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 239

You deserved it 70 688

By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 024

You deserved it 2 369

DocBastard 38

Friday 24 December 2010 0:22

Do you also idly wipe your ass as you ride in elevators? Please, tell us what other disgusting habits you idly have.

macskapingvin 0

Friday 24 December 2010 0:09

I think the turn-off was there from the moment you stuck your digit up your nostril.

Comments

Susieee_Q 9

Friday 24 December 2010 0:39

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose...but you cannot let your friends see you pick your nose.... Since when?!

brianjman14 22

Friday 24 December 2010 1:53

That's not the quote. It's "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."

Susieee_Q 9

Friday 24 December 2010 7:31

I know that.... It was a direct, satirical reference to the quotation you had in mind. Lrn2sarcasm fool.

sassyangel24 0

Friday 24 December 2010 0:43

you're absolutely ******* disgusting.

brootalxkeni 0

Friday 24 December 2010 0:45

bahahahahaha that's why you gotta make sure no one is looking BEFORE you dig for that gold

SummerLovesTob 0

Friday 24 December 2010 0:49

I'm sorry but really ? thats pretty ******* nastyyyy ,.

perdix 29

Friday 24 December 2010 0:53

You should have stopped picking your nose when you saw him looking.

Ninjafriends 1

Friday 24 December 2010 0:57

Even worse, they were driving side by side for 42 minutes before that turn-off, and she still didn't take her finger out.

pinkkCuteee 0

Friday 24 December 2010 1:05

22, DragonRanger. Durrrr

syddyb 0

Friday 24 December 2010 1:07

I suppose I'm unattractive then. :(

memo619 0

Friday 24 December 2010 1:11

sydd, at least you're not in denial :') makes me proud

georggx 3

Friday 24 December 2010 1:31

why do it in the first place? there are alot of people around you anyway, surely you would of been smart enough to no that someone would of been watching, smoking hot boy or not.

amh721 0

Friday 24 December 2010 1:33

I don't know why people think they aren't disgusting picking their noses while driving. Yes, you might be alone in the car, except...oh wait...transparent windows exposing you to hundreds of other drivers and pedestrians. You're gross. Keep it private. YDI.