By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 00:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML
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PurpleFrostingg 7

Lol. " Flicking my bean"

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actingbro 3

Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Well, I learned a new term today!

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AcidLacedBong 5

I am shocked you people have never heard this term... Crawl out from under fraggle rock and get with the times yo!!

dreamering 16

I've heard "eating the bean" instead of flicking it.

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omgcookeys 15

I've never heard "fraggle rock" before.. Is it a typo or am I just behind?

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je_suis_fml 11

13- please crawl back under your fraggle rock... yo?

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AcidLacedBong 5

Fraggle rock was a tv show and book series from back in the day just saying like get with the times cause fraggle rock is old... I was making a joke.... The people of fml just don't share my humour I guess

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Jordyn345 4

Well its not really a common term.....or "fraggle rock"

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helterskeltersmi 0

114 Or 'lack thereof' (pertaining to your humor).

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lakersfan21 0

Nigga u need to get with the times and stop saying thay

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CBRpoint6kRR 0

She's killed too many brain cells... Look at her username.

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shake_my_head 2

lol what are you supposed to say... pushing my button?

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duckie227 22

'flicking my bean' sounds like something a guy would say...

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Shafreeka 8

It really does sound like something a guy would say. Exactly why I checked the gender icon.

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duckie227 22

I read it thinking 'this is a male' until it said 'boyfriend.' now I don't know

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bizzbiff 0

I'm sooo flicking my bean right now.

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TNB_xACiDiC 0

This would be a good FML post "I read 17's comment. FML."

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ImmaB3AST 7

That's one nasty ass bean your flicking...

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Antoine_Dodson1 0

At first I was like: oh that's kinda hot.. Then I checked your picture, And I was like: well.. I now have a solution to awkward boners..

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SpicyGrass 0

Please make me some coffee with that bean.

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xcarxcrashx 9

Yeah that term is making me feel gross.

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Chibipanda 1

Agreed. Flicking your bean? Cmon now ._.

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sweet_candy_ 17

That sucks. Just occupy yourself with other things that doesn't involve you thinking of him.

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iAmScrubs 19

Oh, what a coincidence! I'm flicking my bean too. Errrr....umm... A coffee bean.

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brobbenb 0

Why are you flicking a coffee bean exactly?

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Xtra_Cheddar 3

How is this even an FML?

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