Health: Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers...

By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 02:56 - United States - New York

Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML

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Don't stop

By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML

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Bailed out

By Why's it so cold in here? - 01/02/2015 18:13 - United States

Today, after getting home from being in the field for a week, my wife who's a nurse, convinced me I had a spider bite on my penis. After rushing to the ER and standing nude in a cold exam room while the ER staff checked me out, I learned it's just an ingrown hair. FML

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Messed up

By socal000 - 20/10/2011 12:04 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By poururheartout - 27/07/2018 20:30

Today, I went to the ER as I have an ulcer and I was exhibiting signs of a perforation. This is when the gorgeous doctor told me he had to stick his finger up my butt to check for rectal bleeding. FML

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By applegreen - 16/02/2017 15:00 - Ireland - Limerick

Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML

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The longest monologue

By Anonymous - 29/11/2012 00:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML

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maneater8 7

Monday 3 December 2012 12:03

How do u "accidentally" do that

testestestes123 4

Monday 3 December 2012 12:04

I am still trying to envision how that happened.

Comments

VLJACK 6

Tuesday 4 December 2012 3:52

Was he cute at least?

bobbigirl71 2

Tuesday 4 December 2012 4:14

Omg!!! Insult to injury,and I don't know who had it worse.. You or the poor Doctor!! I'd be really embarrassed Mon

Meesersuperman1 4

Tuesday 4 December 2012 5:42

lolwut?

Danieljta 3

Tuesday 4 December 2012 5:54

That's awesome!! Haha.

jlperry31 10

Tuesday 4 December 2012 6:11

when dr ask me to drop shorts, i had a raging boner in his face as he sat down about to cup my balls and ask me to cough....

gman90210 18

Tuesday 4 December 2012 6:26

She can't play it off as getting something out of the hair it already happened and she is probably home where she wrote this fml

xgetxbentx 13

Tuesday 4 December 2012 6:52

...how do you accidentally do that?

klovemachine 24

Tuesday 4 December 2012 7:11

I wonder if DocBastard has had an experience like this :D

EBA2013_fml 4

Tuesday 4 December 2012 20:28

This is fake. Douche. Don't post fake stuff! There are jokes about this all over the internet.

whizkid14 2

Wednesday 5 December 2012 2:31

Omg thats hilarious!

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