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By camerashyguy - 20/09/2014 03:14 - United States - Longview

Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2021 08:00 - United States - Folsom

Today, I walked into a wall. I've lived in this house for nearly thirteen years, but I walked straight into it. FML

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By Crawlinginmymemes - 02/10/2016 18:46 - United States - Danvers

Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML

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By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

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Smooth move, teach.

By Faceplant - 14/11/2017 10:00 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I monitored my students as they conducted a lab experiment. I was walking to the other side of the room while looking at a student who seemed about to ask a question. When she looked up at me, I walked into a wall. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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Didn't see ya there!

By jazojigga - 02/03/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I borrowed a van to move some of my furniture. I wasn't used to the brakes so when I stopped at a red light, I pretty much ended up in the crosswalk. Suddenly, I heard a loud thud at the side of the van. I turned to see what idiot would walk into a van. It was a blind man. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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By EOJ - 10/02/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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Liamj774 36

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:13

I bet you didn't see that one coming

CoGhostRider 31

Saturday 20 September 2014 16:18

Did you help design apple maps ?

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worldclassrager 39

Saturday 20 September 2014 19:46

You were better off guiding him lend him a shoulder or something be his eyes for a bit

mister_icicle 17

Saturday 20 September 2014 20:44

That's better than sending him into traffic, right?

Polynomial 28

Saturday 20 September 2014 20:57

As a blind guy, we forgive you. It is his fault, he was not using his cane properly.

Username4lyfe 6

Saturday 20 September 2014 21:05

Today, I was getting direction from this guy, I ended up running into a wall FML

Sakuraashita 15

Saturday 20 September 2014 21:23

This can only be described as the blind leading the blind...

CaptainBlack 18

Saturday 20 September 2014 22:13

Posts like these are why the site needs a "his/her life sucks" button lol

greencurtains74 11

Sunday 21 September 2014 4:02

i work with a blind guy so i find it odd that the guy walked into the wall. blind people generally have learned to be very aware of their surroundings and carry a cane to feel for obstacles...

Bluemonster3 26

Sunday 21 September 2014 4:52

I feel bad for laughing

ajk8296 7

Sunday 21 September 2014 6:14

you sound like my GPS. it once told me to go completely out of the way while I was trying to get home...

WeskerxChris 12

Sunday 21 September 2014 18:37

How do you give a blind guy directions? I'm genuinely curious...

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