By Anonymous - 27/02/2015 19:37 - United States - Roseville

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Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML
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Xquisite1 28

Just tell him that "your" dick loves ******* "his" pussy. Problem solved.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

a brain fart over a real fart any day

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sunnyray812 42

I've had a moment like that during phone sex once. I told him I was so hard....Shit just comes right out of our mouths sometimes. :/

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Dillyduzit 23

My boyfriend has done the same thing, telling me to rub my **** for him during phone sex. I think it's more common than people realize lol

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Earthdforce 17

44, I think there's something your boyfriend isn't telling you

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jazzy_123 20

this post cracked me up cuz it's happened to both my bf and me haha

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sunnyskys 25

did you make sure to show him that you were actually a woman I don't mean that in a bad way because knowing me I'd put an end to a thought like that as soon as I could with out it being uncomfortable

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MzZombicidal 36

#50, pointing out your gender when it was a simple slip of the tongue won't make things comfortable... lol. Just ignore it and keep going! :P If you can't laugh while having sex (over a simple joke or something similar) without it getting super awkward than maybe there's some odd tension there anyways :P

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hkhan24 23

Does it really surprise you? His other brain was in control at the time.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

I don't get how people are able to talk during sex. I've only been able to successfully form coherent phrases once, and that was during terrible sex. Maybe I'm just weird.

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gracehi 31

My fiance NEVER speaks during sex either, which kinda sucks because one of the main things that first attracted me to him was his sexy voice.

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sunnyskys 25

pfff yeah me and my girlfriend don't really talk while doing that stuff I'd don't know I just feel.... a little uncomfortable mainly I tounge tie myself

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FMLusername969 21

Hahaha!! OMFG! Too funny!

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SoullessSolace 12

This is going to be an inside joke for the two of you for a long time! What was his reaction after he said it?

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ArtemisRwill 22

I laughed so hard at this. Something similar happened to me once, and my bf had to stop because he couldn't stop giggling.

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gracehi 31

I think sex should be fun. If you can't laugh during sex and foreplay, you're not with the right person.

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barneyisawesome_fml 9

Because there's nothing sexier than sexual confusion

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Brittin8or 12

I don't think it's a big deal, don't even worry about it OP, he was just in the moment

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abbylouise_x3 7

and this was the day you found out that deep down he wants to be a female.

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bobbywilcher 13

Only good love making can cause a man to be in the moment and lose his train of sense that fast lol you should be proud OP your doing it right keep it up

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