By Anonymous - 27/02/2015 19:37 - United States - Roseville

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Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 997
You deserved it 4 304

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Xquisite1 28

Just tell him that "your" dick loves ******* "his" pussy. Problem solved.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

a brain fart over a real fart any day

Comments

you can't blame him..when all the blood flows down for boner..brain does dart...

One thing you know for sure, he had pussy on his mind.

I may try this with my girlfriend for the hell of it

meh i wouldn't get turned off too much if i heard that

I'm laughing way harder at this than I should be xD

"God, you love *******, my Pussy" Now it's just a weird nickname

bgon1350 4

he has secret desires that just came out

I read this just so many times and I keep laughing harder each time! That's so funny! But with all seriousness, I would not worry about it, as you said, it was just a brain fart.