By Anonymous - 27/02/2015 19:37 - United States - Roseville

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Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML
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Xquisite1 28

Just tell him that "your" dick loves ******* "his" pussy. Problem solved.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

a brain fart over a real fart any day

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khoov19 20

maybe it was just wishful thinking

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zboot 8

I like how. nobody assumed they're both men or both women

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Britt125 16

Yeah, there's a reason for that. It's indicated that OP is a woman, and she said he in reference to her fiance... so there's only the one assumption that can be made.

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kerstileann 26

nobody assumed that because its fairly obvious that this is a man and a woman.

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touch_phobia 13

OP said "his", and since the OP also said it was a brainfart, I think we're assuming he's cis. With a penis. And I wouldn't know if the OP is male, female, or any other gender.

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MTJY 21

These things happen. At least it wasn't a real fart.

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katertott 44

Wait, exactly whose FML is it? HE'S the one who said it! lol too funny. :)

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Britt125 16

This is just really funny. I imagine it's more of an F his life, I bet he was pretty embarrassed by that one. XD

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brandoneyez1 25

Thinking went out the window... All the blood left his head. Lol

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ladyLALAA 28

I feel your pain OP, once I said to my ex boyfriend "**** my dick" instant boner killer.

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maharb01 17

"my dick feels just like corn" sounded good at the time. . . .

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SchlomoTheGrinch 18

Damn brain, getting in the way of sexy time!

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