By Anonymous - 27/02/2015 19:37 - United States - Roseville

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Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML
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Xquisite1 28

Just tell him that "your" dick loves ******* "his" pussy. Problem solved.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

a brain fart over a real fart any day

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naiveprophet 15

It happens. You blurt out what you want to hear the other person say.

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duckmeist3r 13

I do this with my girlfriend; we both laugh it off. :)

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randomnessdares 3

you should have looked at him and said." and you love ******* my dick"

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Jayms_fml 32

LMAO! My ex said that once and I couldn't stop laughing. Poor guy turned so red :P

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stellasue11 38

laugh, and keep going, sex is supposed to be fun, right?

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Zen-THC 7

what do you not enjoy ******* your boyfriends pussy? ??? that's awesome thanks for sharing XD

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